So airbrushed but beautiful image and focus.
(Source: allkman)
Sometimes little things come with big packages
How your family fucks you up:
Dad watching me enjoy my dessert: “there’s a fat girl inside you waiting to get out”
Dad looking wistfully at the brown-skinned skinny kids next door: “those are such beautiful kids, their parents are so lucky”
Dad talking about rape: “well you know, some men just can’t help themselves, so women should dress modestly so they don’t tempt them”
My small-breasted Mum glaring at Kylie Minogue on the telly: “how dare she think she’s sexy - she has small breasts! you can’t be sexy with small breasts!”
Mum and Dad giving a warning about slutty behaviour: “we used to know a woman who slept around, and she just wanted to be loved, but she ended up alone as no man would respect a woman who did that.”
Granny: “haha I can see you inherited your mother’s fat ankles and hockey player thighs!”
Dad looking at my legs in my hockey skirt: “well you’ll never be pretty and delicate but at least your legs look quite strong. some man might like that, I suppose.”
UGH. playing around in my head this morning. This post is an attempt to exorcise those familial voices battering away at my self-esteem. GTFO!
This is so baller. Not her parents. They suck. But owning the shit that fucks you up and being beautiful not in spite of it but because of it. I need to make one of these.
Where the Wild Things Are In My Pants
I should’ve read that to my nephew some other day…Everything’s changing in my pants ROFL
The Secret Life of Bees In My Pants.
Or the last book I read for fun being
John Lennon In My Pants.Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in my pants
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OHGOD.
The Wizard of Oz in my pants….i am 3rd season WillowDEAL
Lies in my pants… i dont know how i feel about that.
Clash of Kings in my pants
Catching Fire in my pants.
…No thanks.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in my pants - that’s a lot of people, damn.
Lucy: Keys to the Demon Prison in my pants
Jones: Vanquished In my pants
Theatre of the in my pants
So this was some vector artwork I did last year…… BATMAN!!! Get outta here!
Sorry guys… he’s just jealous it wasn’t an Ordinary Batman Adventures post.
Today I was Wonder Woman:
- 2 hour workout - weights, some cardio, sit-ups, crunches, squats … the whole routine for the first time in six months. I’ll look much better in this bikini by the time I actually wear it on the beach
- Grocery shopping - bought virtually no junk food or processed foods
- Cleaning - the entire apartment, including donating a crapload of clothes I no longer wear
- Drama-clearing - finally told someone to fuck off (should have done it months ago)
- Finding something I thought I’d lost, then putting it to good use - and that particular toy didn’t disappoint - it was as pleasurable as I remembered
- Drinking - I’m pretty fucking buzzed but haven’t done anything completely stupid, except maybe showing this picture.
Why doesn’t every girl I date wear this?
(Source: shapingmarie)
